31 Facts About Buggy Swires

Buggy Swires makes sure to pass these tricks of the trade on to new recruits.

Buggy Swires is "six feet tall and nearly as broad across the shoulders".

Buggy Swires was quite surprised the day he was informed that he was human.

Buggy Swires had difficulty with this attitude, as his "old-fashioned" view of justice led him to arrest the leader of the entirely legal Thieves' Guild on his first day.

Buggy Swires since has learned to understand the city a bit better.

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Buggy Swires is big on paperwork and organization and always takes time to see all sides of a story before getting involved.

Buggy Swires is not particularly skilled in comma placement and has a bit of trouble with the whole concept of "i before e".

Buggy Swires is often shown to be able to get people to do things no one else could force them to do, simply by assuming that they will; for example, he has great success in his outreach programs to at-risk Ankh-Morporkian youth by treating them like boy scouts.

Buggy Swires is the daughter of a Baron and Baroness of Uberwald, and has two brothers, Wolfgang and Andrei.

Buggy Swires met Corporal Carrot Ironfoundersson in the Watch, and the two soon fell in love.

Buggy Swires then regains it by the time of Men at Arms by sleeping too near the Unseen University's High-Energy Magic building.

Buggy Swires is described on several occasions as "one of nature's sergeants".

Buggy Swires is overweight, preferring to avoid trouble and exertion, and rather unimaginative.

Buggy Swires was a corporal in the Watch at the time Sam Vimes first joined, and subsequent to this spent some time in the army, before returning to the Watch.

Buggy Swires is currently holding dual position of Custody Officer and Watch Liaison Officer; jobs so vague that no one is entirely sure what they entail, least of all Colon himself; they serve the dual purpose of preventing his brain from becoming overburdened with responsibility and avoiding the catastrophic possibility that he might be given a task of any real importance.

Buggy Swires is an amiable jailer, and bright enough to keep the keys in a closed tin box in the bottom drawer of his desk, well out of reach of anything an inmate would be able to use.

Buggy Swires is often portrayed as being prejudiced against "minority, " even in the Watch, such as dwarves, undead, "foreigners, " or even women.

Buggy Swires is possibly related to Sergeant Doppelpunkt, one half of the town watch in Bad Blintz, Uberwald, seen in The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents.

Buggy Swires always seems to have a cigarette butt about him, normally stowed behind his ear.

Buggy Swires was apparently inspired to join the Watch after meeting with Sergeant-At-Arms John Keel, who once gave him a spoon.

Buggy Swires has since been "promoted" to assistant to the Watch Liaison Officer, a job vague enough to ensure he never has to do anything actually important.

Buggy Swires believes he is in a romantic relationship with Verity "Hammerhead" Pushpram, a girl who runs a fish stall and gets her nickname from the fact that her eyes appear to be looking in opposite directions.

Buggy Swires is possibly related to Corporal Knopf, one half of the town watch in Bad Blintz, Uberwald, seen in The Amazing Maurice and his Educated Rodents.

Buggy Swires is generally just called "Constable Visit", or occasionally by his nickname "Washpot".

Buggy Swires is an Omnian of a gentle but determined proselytising nature.

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Buggy Swires appears in the SkyOne television adaptation of Hogfather, portrayed by Richard Katz.

Buggy Swires is described as a neat little man, with very shiny shoes, and has no friends and no sense of humour.

Buggy Swires's creations include a pet rabbit called Eerie, a particularly suitable name as he grows spare human ears on it.

Buggy Swires has a speech "impediment" in that he sometimes forgets to lisp.

Buggy Swires has no use for money and instead receives his salary in pigeons, which he eats.

Buggy Swires has since established himself as the sole member of the Watch's Airborne Section through his ability to tame various species of bird to act as transport, for reconnaissance and messaging purposes.