28 Facts About Derek Faye

Derek Faye is always visited by her well-mannered grandson Jamie, where the visits usually start off well enough, with the Nan showing how grateful she is that her grandson has come to see her.

Derek Faye's gravestone is inscribed with the message "I Still Ain't Bovvered".

Derek Faye dubs himself as MC Perkins, who beatboxes, raps and spins decks and he plays American football and boxing.

Derek Faye has made a bet to see whether Lauren would accept his marriage proposal and eventually was about to marry her until he left her at the altar due to her terrible rendition of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On", as featured in "Titanic".

Derek Faye always seems to get stuck in the middle of Lauren's "am I bovvered" rant, even when she's trying to comfort her.

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Derek Faye frequently makes inappropriate remarks to her patients, flirts with most of the male staff, takes a critically ill patient on a wild night out, and mixes up the records of living patients with those of deceased ones.

Derek Faye is another boyfriend that Elaine meets over the Internet and subsequently moves in with her.

Derek Faye admits that she thought he was lying about being an actor, with the sketch ending in the splitting of their relationship.

Derek Faye seems to believe that encounters with the lower-middle class or anything less than perfect will prove fatal, and has passed this trait on to her children.

Derek Faye sometimes seems to be forgetful, as he once suggested bringing Wensleydale cheese, which would have been a grave mistake, to a Parisian picnic.

Derek Faye becomes particularly offended when, while on holiday in Spain with his male companion Leonard Mincing, a taxi driver offers to take them to a Hawaiian-themed gay bar called "Homo Lulu".

Derek Faye always offers a modest donation then makes at least one small increase, but after several futile attempts to get him to donate yet more money, she says "Let's say no more about it because I wouldn't want it to come between us pet".

Derek Faye made an appearance in a sketch made for Comic Relief.

Derek Faye's sketches involve her going to a pub and meeting the head of the Doncaster Spinners, Geoff, played by Derren Litten, who tries to convince Bunty of her inappropriate behaviour.

Derek Faye's final sketch in the Christmas special in 2005 reveals that her hair is a wig and that she is completely bald.

Derek Faye once concluded that the world is a figment of someone's imagination and, another time, asked for Whittaker to shoot her so that she can confirm that a bullet to the heart is enough to kill.

Derek Faye appears three times in episode three of series one.

Derek Faye arrives at a property, drunk and offends both the owner and prospective buyers, accusing one man of being homosexual; "You know what they say about a man who likes a bit of chrome in his kitchen, he likes a bit of cock up his arse" on account of the prospective buyer's liking for chrome, lack of children, Cherokee Jeep and cheap aftershave before she passes out.

Derek Faye complains of whiplash, paints a child's face to look like a crash victim, says that her trick flower reminds her of the flowers tied to a tree where the person died and claims that silver confetti reminds her of a shattered windscreen.

Derek Faye uses a balloon to make a noose while the other clowns make the traditional animals.

Derek Faye thought that an afro was someone's hat and that somebody's girlfriend was their mother.

Derek Faye appeared in the Christmas special that year but did not appear in series 3.

Derek Faye has a Liverpool accent and appears several times in one episode of series two, then in the next series she returns with her campaign group "Gingers For Justice" taking a stand against the public, who eventually decide that gingers are allowed back in to civilisation.

Derek Faye appeared in a scene whilst in confession at Church, however she did not disapprove of the behaviour of anybody, and was told by the Priest to take her time as she appeared to be slightly nervous about confession.

Derek Faye was shown in the intro to every episode in series 3, however she did not appear in this series.

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Derek Faye's inadvertent naming of Judi Dench as a customer pales in comparison to other examples, such as how she named a large number of celebrity customers, not realising that the camera was rolling at the time.

Derek Faye takes the ball away from the roulette wheel when the noise starts to annoy her.

Derek Faye is seen in labour, and the impression "came out" in this sketch too.