16 Facts About World War Two

1. World War Two was captured by the Royal Navy in March 1941.

2. World War Two made it as far as Guantanamo Bay before they caught him.

3. World War Two was born on Aug 15, 1922, into a family that began as the quintessential American experience, despite being in the slums of Baltimore.

4. World War Two discovered that the rebel tribes weren't all that eager to help the Germans, and the mission was abandoned.

5. World War Two lived like he wanted to, and I have a lot of respect for him.

6. World War Two was tall and good looking, but even more importantly, he was funny.

7. World War Two fought in the Battle of the Bulge and helped to liberate a German concentration camp.

8. World War Two instilled it in all of us, even as he got to know his grandchildren and great grandchildren.

9. World War Two was a nature-lover, a cancer-survivor and the maker of a mean martini.

10. World War Two rowed with the University of Washington crew team.

11. World War Two fought in the Battle of the Bulge and the Invasion of Normandy.

12. World War Two joined the Army in 1942 while he was still a teenager.

13. World War Two would say you want to live long, put the cigarette down.

14. World War Two was jogging right up until he was 87.

15. World War Two is ambulatory at 101 and plans to celebrate his 76-year anniversary with his wife on New Year's Eve.

16. World War Two abolished democracy, espousing a radical, racially motivated revision of the world order, and soon began a massive rearmament campaign.